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Hello hello. Hey, hello hello. How's your Monday morning going? Maybe you managed to make it to SoulCycle. Maybe after that you rewarded yourself with a smoothie full of exotic fruits and whey proteins. No matter. This 9-year-old girl is our new king of fitness.

Milla Bizzotto hails from Miami. On Friday, she completed something called the 24-hour BattleFrog, CBS Miami reports, which is a gladiator-esque obstacle course designed for Navy SEALs. The goal is to do as many loops as you can. Milla finished with 36 miles run, 4.9 miles swum, and dozens of obstacles cleared. Why'd she do it? Apparently she was tired of taking shit from bullies. “I don’t want people to quit because they don’t believe in themselves, because someone else says that they can believe in themselves,” she says.

Here she is the morning of the race. At the conclusion of the interview the reporter asks, "Anything you wanna say to anyone watching?"

"Fish sticks!" she responds.

Yup.

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Chris Gayomali is a GQ articles editor, where he works on features and other stories for print and web. Prior to that he was the site editor of GQ.com. His stories been anthologized in the Best American Sports Writing, have been selected for Longform’s annual Best Of lists, and have... Read moreArticles EditorXInstagram