Dear Cat Doing Crunches: Your Form Sucks
If the Internet has taught me anything, and it's debatable whether it has, but IF IT HAS, it's taught me that cats are just like you and me. They give high fives:
They play guitar:
They give hugs to their friends:
But today, I learned that apparently cats like to work out to get their abs looking good. I also learned that this particular cat sucks at it. What a goddamn mess:
Come on, cat! It's about working smarter, not harder. You're wearing yourself out with that garbage form. Are you working out your neck? Because that's all you're moving. You gotta focus on the core. Get a personal trainer, Cat. What the hell are you doing?
Then again, this cat has attempted more sit-ups here than I have in months, so don't listen to me, Cat. You keep doing you.
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