A Lady's Opinion on Dickoration Nation
2025-02-05 16:38:23 Source：jq Classification：Explore
DUDES. Apparently, as one reputable paper points out, more and more of you laying naked on tables and letting scary Eastern European women in wax gloves rip your pubic hair off. Totally fine. In this lady’s opinion, trimming would have been plenty sufficient. But I get it. Sometimes a guy just wants his penis to look pretty.
Though _dick_oration is an entirely different matter:
"Also on its menu is something called "pejazzling," in which crystals in patterns like stars and dolphins are affid on newly defuzzed skin."
Why are you putting crystal dolphins on your testicles? Stop putting crystal dolphins on your testicles. Stop it right now.
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