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We don’t even know anymore, guys. We can’t explain it, and something this tragic and awful is enough to make a man question the existence of God, but some things, we suppose, are just beyond comprehension. In short: _America’s Next Top Model _outfitted a contestant with a "beard weave" on last night’s episode. We repeat: Beard. Weave. Fellas, we know not everyone can grow facial hair, but here’s the thing—it’s really not that big of a deal. Try and see the glass as half full, because it means you have to shave less, if at all. Actually, we don’t really care what you do, so long as you never, ever, get a beard weave. Ever.

Jake Woolf is a writer who has covered men’s style for over ten years and has contributed to GQ since 2014. A graduate of Parsons The New School for Design (good school, long name), he also has bylines at Robb Report, HighSnobiety, Pitchfork, and the defunct #menswear website Four Pins... Read moreWriterXRelated Stories for GQGrooming