There Is a Penis Fitness Tracker. Naturally, We Have Questions.
**1. **Wait, really?
**2. **What’s a healthy number of thrusts per minute?
**3. **How many times have you said, "Man, I really wish I had a digital cock ring"? (In thousands, please.)
**4. **Which would get more Kickstarter money: This, or the egg sandwich guy?
**5. **Our Bluetooth headphones are always on the fritz. How’s the reception when you’re, you know, inside?
**6. **Will it come in colors other than bondage black, iCock white, and Kink.com magenta?
**7. **How aroused is she going to be while we’re tapping our iPhones mid-act, furiously adjusting the vibration settings?
**8. **Has there ever, in the history of the world, been a better reason to block your parents on Facebook?
**9. **Does it sync with LinkedIn?
**10. **What’s next, my dog?
[via Engadget]
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