UrbanUpdate

My husband is a bigger geek than me. He’s played more MMORPG games, more computer games in general and even more console games. He’s much better at building a computer from scratch than me, and at understanding the nuances of the variances in latest technologies. When he picks out a television it’s more than just size, brand and price for him – he factors in things like ratios and refresh rates and resolution.

But when it comes to cell phones I’ve always been ahead. He barely knows how to text. He has never had much more than the standard free phone. I’ve now moved up to an android-based touchscreen and it’s all but replaced my netbook. So his cheap little cellphone is one of those flip styles with the really stupid buttons on the side – one of those buttons is for voice dialing, another is volume. Sometimes we’ll hear the cellphone voice talking from his front pocket because he shifted wrong.

You’ve all heard of the cell-phone sin term “butt dialing“…..my husband manages a new one. Cock dialing.

The other night as I stripped for bed, he was hard of course and it took very little movement for the head of his cock to press the buttons on the cell phone still in his front pocket. It was absolutely hysterical. His cock has skillz.